{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Creamsicle Badlands (wafers)'s status on Monday, 11-Mar-13 05:11:51 UTC","author_name":"Creamsicle Badlands (wafers)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/wafers","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2420629","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6849\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">chiefanchor<\/span><\/a><\/span> Not if you &quot;accidentally&quot; spill maple syrup on her. It would be worse to waste perfectly good syrup."}