{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Monday, 11-Mar-13 18:18:55 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2422049","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6850\" class=\"url\" title=\"Toothpaste Pony!\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">minti<\/span><\/a><\/span> I kind of look forward to the day we all evolve to forms of pure energy, just so I don't ever have to go grocery shopping ever again if nothing else."}