{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Creamsicle Badlands (wafers)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-13 22:35:54 UTC","author_name":"Creamsicle Badlands (wafers)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/wafers","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2440898","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Equestria Ghoul\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> And then he gets arrested, he squeals and tells the ponies of our world, in which they curiously attempt to make contact, they succeed and our world completely imperializes and enslaves Equestria."}