{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Edward Engelhardt (pizzicato)'s status on Monday, 04-Jul-11 02:49:59 UTC","author_name":"Edward Engelhardt (pizzicato)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pizzicato","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/244134","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2047\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">leonkfox<\/span><\/a><\/span> If you were born on like, October 7th, people in the states will read your ID as 7\/10\/90,  think you were born on July 10th, and sell you booze."}