{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Monday, 18-Mar-13 15:30:36 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2442825","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1948\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> True.  But the reason they do it is because someone told them &quot;Hey, you know that if you jam this vodka up your bum you'll get f'd up <i>quicker<\/i>!&quot; so I felt the science was relevant :P because if no one knew that, they probably would just drink it like regular alcoholics"}