{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"That wierd guy next door (maverick)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Mar-13 03:22:25 UTC","author_name":"That wierd guy next door (maverick)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/maverick","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2444134","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"Katze Kattepus\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) \nI'd but you a house ( I would buy you a house) \nIf I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) \nI'd buy you furniture for your house ( maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) \nIf I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) \nI'd but you a K-car ( a nice reliant automobile) \nIf I had a 1,000,000, I'd buy you love \n\nIf I had a 1,000,000 \nI'd build a treefort in our yard \nIf I had a 1,000,000 \nYou could help it wouldn't be that hard \nIf I had a 1,000,000 \nMaybe we could put a refrigerator in there \nWouldn't that be fabulous! \n\nIf I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) \nI but you a fur coat( but not a real fur coat that's cruel) \nIf I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) \nI'd buy you an exotic pet(like a llama or an emu) \nIf I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) \nI'd but you John Merick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones) \nIf I had a 1,000,000 I'd buy your love \n\nIf I had a 1,000,000 \nWe wouldn't have to walk to the store"}