{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Mar-13 02:12:05 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2446452","html":"Rodolfo admired from afar as Twilight Sparkle entered the marketplace with two of her friends. Or, rather, her two friends happened to be there; she was too busy burying her muzzle into a book. It was actually kind of cute. When suddenly, Ozzy Osbourne and Scooby Doo drove Optimus Prime into the marketplace. He Man, G.I. Joe, and Matt jumped out of the back. "COME WITH US IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!" He Man shouted. Suddenly the bugs from Wreck-It Ralph came out of nowhere and started killing ponies. It was awesome. But then the sun from Teletubbies came and burned up the bugs. "Another day saved," said the red Power Ranger."}