{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Eris (neuraria)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Mar-13 09:03:34 UTC","author_name":"Eris (neuraria)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/neuraria","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2447275","html":"I'm just gonna get to the point. Can I have your buttocks? Y'know, when you die? They look very comfortable for sitting."}