{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Mar-13 16:44:43 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2447980","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28675\" class=\"url\" title=\"jonathan avery ivins\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">johnnydash<\/span><\/a><\/span> That's kid's stuff. Real men tie a slice of bread with jelly on top to the back of the cat and <i>\/then\/<\/i> throw it, effectively creating a rift in creation."}