{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"trilby's status on Monday, 04-Jul-11 09:42:04 UTC","author_name":"trilby","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/trilby","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/245358","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Who says I can't do both? Besides, he's like 2 feet shorter than me so I can just hold the remote up high."}