{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Flare Dancer (Jenna) (flaredancer)'s status on Sunday, 24-Mar-13 06:58:24 UTC","author_name":"Flare Dancer (Jenna) (flaredancer)","author_url":"http:\/\/www.rainbowdash.net\/flaredancer","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2457026","html":"Saw an ad at work asking for "healthy, fit adults" to participate in a weight loss study. Erm... if I'm healthy and fit, why do I need to lose weight?"}