{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Monday, 25-Mar-13 01:55:26 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2458715","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/27581\" class=\"url\" title=\"abra\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">afk<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm dead serious, if you text while driving a semi, you are not only retarded but a danger to everyone around you.  get a brain, moron."}