{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Monday, 25-Mar-13 18:35:53 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2460936","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matt Connor\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">zeldatra<\/span><\/a><\/span> I know a dude who used to claim to be Canadian to get chicks. Evidently, Canada is &quot;exotic&quot; to SoCal hood rats. Who knew?"}