{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-13 22:48:57 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2479028","html":"Getting girls is as simple as stop complaining about "them dating only jerks" and having the balls to go and ask them out with confidence, instead of shaking. Start acting like men."}