{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Edward Engelhardt (pizzicato)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Jul-11 16:32:03 UTC","author_name":"Edward Engelhardt (pizzicato)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pizzicato","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/248577","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1369\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mac\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">madflavors<\/span><\/a><\/span> Tell her to shove off! Friends talk about videogames and movies, not existential life problems. Tell her to get a new boyfriend if she wants someone to lean on. Also shove a satchel of C4 up her snatch, for good measure."}