{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Artorias (bowandlyre)'s status on Saturday, 06-Apr-13 23:10:27 UTC","author_name":"Artorias (bowandlyre)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bowandlyre","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2501761","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7119\" class=\"url\" title=\"Firestorm\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">firestormdangerdash<\/span><\/a><\/span> My situation: &quot;Who is this hot girl and why is she speaking to me?&quot;"}