{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"erak43's status on Monday, 08-Apr-13 03:05:45 UTC","author_name":"erak43","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/erak43","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2504609","html":"In the event of Pinkie Pie breach, the world will end within approximately 36 seconds. Do your job, and hopefully we can keep the monstrosity contained in our TV's."}