{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Jul-11 20:30:25 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/252579","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1369\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mac\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">madflavors<\/span><\/a><\/span> Heck, I eat two Big Macs from McDonalds, and don't gain a single pound."}