{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-13 20:28:29 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2532424","html":""Hello, is this Mr. Lee?" "No, this is Patrick. *hang up*" -how I now respond to telemarketers."}