{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gervase Flynn (gervase)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Apr-13 18:24:56 UTC","author_name":"Gervase Flynn (gervase)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/gervase","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2545390","html":"I'm legitimately looking for a function that tells you whether or not someone's online."}