{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Thursday, 25-Apr-13 12:43:49 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2552056","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Violin Juggler\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'll rush him, you swoop in and rescue the giraffe while I'm stuffing him into a trash can."}