{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"complete nerd (nerd)'s status on Thursday, 25-Apr-13 15:38:19 UTC","author_name":"complete nerd (nerd)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerd","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2552217","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alex\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> the aliens are using their death ray to make us become dehydrated and shrivel up and die."}