{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Artorias (bowandlyre)'s status on Wednesday, 01-May-13 00:05:58 UTC","author_name":"Artorias (bowandlyre)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bowandlyre","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2568631","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29427\" class=\"url\" title=\"Andrew bruce lucero\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">therainbowdashx<\/span><\/a><\/span> You dated a girl than dumped her because she was ugly? Did you not notice she was ugly before dating her? The others I understand (the lesbian one is hialarious)"}