{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Thursday, 02-May-13 14:53:11 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2573445","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/randomquote\" rel=\"tag\">randomquote<\/a><\/span> of today desk-employee:&quot;OH MY GOD ! YOU ARE COVERED IN BLOOD FROM TIP TO TOE !!! What happned ?&quot; me:&quot;oh don't worry, it's not mine&quot;. Explaining how a dumb cook-employee where I work at accidentally cut a radial artery on top of his hand and me patching him up till the paramedics came ( yes someone called the paramedics, Even though around the time they came it was more like a taxi ). Gotta love my &quot;on-the-fly&quot; improvise ability, fresh towel for the bleeding and a latex glove as tourniquet. Either way. Going back home while wearing clothes mostly covered in blood was probably a bad idea."}