{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Yifferooni (yifferooni)'s status on Tuesday, 07-May-13 04:50:31 UTC","author_name":"Yifferooni (yifferooni)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/yifferooni","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2584619","html":"What the dole did you just bananasing say about me, you little mangoes? I\u2019ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I\u2019ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I\u2019m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the cherries out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my papayasing words. You think you can get away with saying that grapes to me over the Internet? Think again, kiwier. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You\u2019re bananasing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that\u2019s just with my bare hands."}