{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Yifferooni (yifferooni)'s status on Tuesday, 07-May-13 04:50:51 UTC","author_name":"Yifferooni (yifferooni)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/yifferooni","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2584620","html":". Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable cherries off the face of the continent, you little mangoes. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little \u201cclever\u201d comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your doleing tongue. But you couldn\u2019t, you didn\u2019t, and now you\u2019re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will dole fury all over you and you will drown in it. You\u2019re grapesing dead, kiddo."}