{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Tuesday, 07-May-13 04:52:20 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2584628","html":"@theponymancer<\/span><\/a><\/span> Hey mortals, My name is Vivec, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are passing, fleeting, no-dunmer who spend every second of their day looking at stupid scrib pictures. You are everything bad in Vvanderfel. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any skooma? I mean, I guess it\u2019s fun making fun of chimer because of your own mortality, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Balmora. Don\u2019t be a Dagoth. Just hit me with your best spell. I\u2019m pretty much perfect. I was councelor of the great Nerevar, and starter on my Indoril team. What Houses do you support, other than \u201cself-pleasure to naked drawn Cliff Racers\u201d? I also get straight worshipping, and have a banging hot Ordinator (She just bowed to me; S*** was SO CHIM). You are all mortals who should just recall yourselves. Thanks for listening, sera. Pic Related: It\u2019s me and my Tribunal http:\/\/ur1.ca\/ckkzi<\/a>"}