{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)'s status on Wednesday, 08-May-13 20:46:27 UTC","author_name":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theyurityphoon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2589005","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7119\" class=\"url\" title=\"Firestorm\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">firestormdangerdash<\/span><\/a><\/span> My metal gear solid skills include reporting my crazy ex to the police over the phone, and memorizing license plates numbers."}