{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-13 23:47:49 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2597387","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12231\" class=\"url\" title=\"an obese giant that steals your granola bars\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">darkw00d<\/span><\/a><\/span> Even if you have your volume all the way down, most non-iPhones still make a camera sound when you take photos."}