{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Friday, 17-May-13 10:37:43 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2614104","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">rotation<\/span><\/a><\/span> I think you'd be better off waiting for Apple to stop making iPods than waiting for Porsche to stop making 911's"}