{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-13 05:16:30 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2618019","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/27915\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brendon\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">vt3c<\/span><\/a><\/span> Today, I saw a dude jaywalk (presumably, to catch my bus) right in front of a motorcycle cop. There is no visual pun in that story, he just got a ticket and totally still missed the bus."}