{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"that guy you hate (somedude)'s status on Monday, 20-May-13 01:00:58 UTC","author_name":"that guy you hate (somedude)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/somedude","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2619817","html":"When you here the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words, fu** you thuuuuunder you can suck my di**, you can't get me 'cause your just God's farts"}