{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Monday, 20-May-13 18:49:07 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2621547","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mancolter McGee\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm pretty sure any result of ham + spray on hair would be inappropriate on both fronts, and likely a third one as well."}