{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Monday, 20-May-13 21:37:46 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2621744","html":"&quot;...the dialogue will be drowned out by the deafening cheers of a legion of grown men delighting over their favorite ponies finally being blessed with canonized t**s and miniskirts...&quot; Wow, Cracked, it's almost as if you aren't paying any attention, at all, whatsoever. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/quick-fixes\/why-my-little-pony-about-to-get-even-creepier\/\" title=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/quick-fixes\/why-my-little-pony-about-to-get-even-creepier\/\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/quick-fixes\/why-my-little-pony-about-to-get-even-creepier\/<\/a> #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/nsfw\" rel=\"tag\">NSFW<\/a><\/span> language"}