{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)'s status on Thursday, 23-May-13 02:36:55 UTC","author_name":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/princelypublictimeline","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2627353","html":"alright guys. Step 1: imagine Oklahoma. That's right, the state. Step 2: picture it's shape. You know, it's borders. Like you erased everything on the map but Oklahoma. Step 3: If you think of Oklahoma's shape long enough, you will realize it is a jagged meat cleaver. You cannot unsee."}