{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Thursday, 23-May-13 17:59:01 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2628570","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Caballus\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> Nah I am pretty sure there is only 1 guy who could ever run across water... And he is from the Bible... So at least I am safe from non-flying dragons, vampires, wherewolves, pig's, lawyers, Americans, the Dragonborne, aliens, Leonardo DiCaprio, MTV, and Japanese suicide pilots."}