{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-13 06:14:03 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2635405","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29830\" class=\"url\" title=\"William Bizzle\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">awlderpy<\/span><\/a><\/span> When I was a kid, I hit myself with a boomerang. The inside of the curve hit first, and it spun all the way around to hit 100% of my knee."}