{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Brass Bell (brass)'s status on Saturday, 09-Jul-11 18:05:00 UTC","author_name":"Brass Bell (brass)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/brass","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/263663","html":"Reading news. Finding Article. Laughing. Posting link. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/hp-unveils-noncomputer-for-those-who-dont-need-a-c,20378\/\" title=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/hp-unveils-noncomputer-for-those-who-dont-need-a-c,20378\/\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/hp-unveils-noncomputer-for-those-who-dont-need-a-c,20378\/<\/a>  yes, I am reading the onion."}