{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-13 18:37:00 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2663749","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alex\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> Whoa man. I'm a paranormal being who goes into chatrooms, finds a victim, waits until they're asleep, hangs over their bed, stares, and breaks their lower jaw off, not <i>gay<\/i>."}