{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"that guy you hate (somedude)'s status on Sunday, 09-Jun-13 21:47:48 UTC","author_name":"that guy you hate (somedude)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/somedude","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2676077","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30026\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ian Long\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">holyhoudini<\/span><\/a><\/span> It's ok, I'll just strain her down with my shadow posetion jutsu"}