{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jun-13 05:55:50 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2705564","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cheeselegs Dubstep\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> &quot;Once upon a time, there was a cliche princess in a cliche castle. One day, said cliche princess found a glass slipper. She put it on and vanquished the evil witch with its... glassy...ness...&quot;"}