{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jun-13 23:59:33 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2708366","html":""For the intents and purposes of this question, you are a pony living in Equestria. One day you get an invitation to a beach-party and decide to go. Upon arrival the pony you have a silent crush on waves in your general direction, you walk over to him\/her, he\/she wants you to put apply sunscreen to his\/her back, what do ?" ( old poll from a website I just came across ) ... Am I the only sensible person thinking "Why to ponies need sunscreen ?" and "If we were both humans instead would I do it ? Yes ! Why would being a pony make any difference ?" also I would probably do it and comment on her nice skin, and possibly her tense muscles, asking if I should massage her back and shoulders while I am busy, possibly talk about how I learned how to massage. But it appears I am neigh the only same person in this whole thing >_< ... There are even people pointing out that ponies do not wear swimming suits and they would probably get visually sexually arroused... Am I the only sane person here ?!?"}