{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":":( (heckainactive)'s status on Thursday, 20-Jun-13 02:37:09 UTC","author_name":":( (heckainactive)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/heckainactive","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2712724","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30146\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dante C****\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">rainbowsandexplosions<\/span><\/a><\/span> Then walk away from the explosion in slow motion with a gun, and never look back."}