{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Artorias (bowandlyre)'s status on Thursday, 20-Jun-13 03:31:24 UTC","author_name":"Artorias (bowandlyre)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bowandlyre","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2712877","html":"&quot;It rubs the lotion on their skin or else it gets the hose again&quot; What the hell Family guy..."}