{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Jun-13 15:58:11 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2733751","html":""A handy guide to determining whether or not your buddies have been subjected to some manner of mind control that makes them obey any order: \n\nStep 1 - Tell them to cluck like chickens. \n\nStep 2a - If they do, freak out. \n\nStep 2b - If they don't, dance the victory chicken dance.""}