{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Will (will1982)'s status on Friday, 28-Jun-13 00:56:43 UTC","author_name":"Will (will1982)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/will1982","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2739430","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29570\" class=\"url\" title=\"Princess Luna\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pr1nc355luna<\/span><\/a><\/span> I wrote it. Once upon a time, Queen Chrysalis loved bacon. So much, she killed all the pigs in Equestria and ate them all. She was sad. The end."}