{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"that guy you hate (somedude)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-13 04:16:11 UTC","author_name":"that guy you hate (somedude)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/somedude","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2743405","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ice Cream Stealman\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> Damn, I thought she was gonna say &quot; I quit&quot;  and then I would say &quot; No don't quit, get fired so you can collect unemployment&quot;"}