{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Monday, 01-Jul-13 22:36:33 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2753851","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29608\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pegasusjones<\/span><\/a><\/span> The last time I was really bored I took on a contract from the Bambino family. I had no choice so I told myself, I was both bored and broke. So they gave me a bomb and I had to attach it to the prize lobster of the prince of Agrahagrabia, who was going to eat the WHOLE THING the next blue moon. They even gave me a gun with a silencer and a strange oval looking capsule labeled VIAVIAGRAGRA... Then as I was going on with the plan as planned I found myself killed by a toilet right before the big boom... then I woke up and proceeded to pee right down the hole of what killed me in my dream... I think it went like that at least..."}