{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Monday, 01-Jul-13 22:43:59 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2753876","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29608\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pegasusjones<\/span><\/a><\/span> I can not believe what I am reading, the scrolls of the  lorebreakers clearly state that fedora's are only to be used as hand sanitizers of the outmost sugar-throwing deities. Also I am sure fossils are never made out of rubber, but rather out of glue, as some kids from a nearby galaxy keep rubbing their garbage together and dumping them on our flat surfaced world. Sure Fox news loves it but I can see them make a 24 hour special on being bored"}