{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Princess Luna (pr1nc355luna)'s status on Monday, 01-Jul-13 23:28:17 UTC","author_name":"Princess Luna (pr1nc355luna)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pr1nc355luna","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2754095","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29570\" class=\"url\" title=\"Princess Luna\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pr1nc355luna<\/span><\/a><\/span> The Lava then grows a beard in it's fit of rage, and transforms into a crown, and perches atop the five-leaf clover eaten by a dodo bird on the fourth of july. Then it snows immedeately, regardless of the amount of eyes on a centipede's buttock. Then it becomes a nationally celebrated birthday party, where everyone MUST throw marbles at a tree. On that same day, Aloe bushes grow red berries that are tasty, but can give you a second head if prepared incorrectly."}